You mean to tell me an iceberg came out of nowhere and hit the boat? "I'm telling you sir, that's what happened." "Captain Crank hook, I don't know what to tell you.  You are by far the worst sailor to ever sail the seven seas." "Well, in my defense Mr. Jefferson, the iceberg was a lot bigger than it appeared to be." "Captain, you have a good day.  And for Christ sake, get a new outfit, you look like on of the 'Village People.'"  "Aye Aye." Mr. Jefferson had a lot invested in that ship.  Not only money, but his wife, who he'd had paid to be murdered while on board.  Now, he was looking for a way to get that money back.
